I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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