Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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