god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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