I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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