how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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