Tell her she can't have a vagina
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The power of my boobs compel you
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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