I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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