You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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