I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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