well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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go home
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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