im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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