The maid of honor just puked.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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