so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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