No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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