you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
