did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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