I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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