i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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