it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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