FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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