: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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