two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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