Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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