So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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