I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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