I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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