I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Boobs speak an international language.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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