watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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