I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Damn victory sex feels great
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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