what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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