Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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