you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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