Me too!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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