Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
wat bout pragnant strippers??
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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