In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you inspire me to be a worse person
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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