you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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