the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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