...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Drunk is not a location!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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