im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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