I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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