is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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