Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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