are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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