That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
