Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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