The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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