I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I look excited, but its just a facade.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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