Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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