I'm drive I can fine osifer
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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