She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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