Whod you bang
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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