Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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