chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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