Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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