Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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