There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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